Now is normally the time of year when the nation grieves the men’s England team crashing out of an international tournament, leaving 60 million broken hearts (give or take) and lots of useless flags and face paint. Thankfully we have the Lionesses breaking records at the moment – long may it continue – so we’ve been spared any woe for a few months and can instead focus on the next best thing, which of course is seeing what best 1:1 replica watches all of the world’s best footballers are rocking during their trips to Ibiza, LA, Santorini, Wimbledon and Ibiza again on their summer holidays.
With lots of silverware up for grabs this season, the Premier League Golden Boot race is almost certain to come down to the wire between Harry Kane, Mo Salah and Manchester City’s major new signing, Erling Haaland, but the first bit of (made-up) silverware goes whoever has the best summer holiday super clone watch flex. Here are the contenders, because needs actual silverware when you have a diamond-encrusted GMT on your wrist?
Lionel Messi – Rolex
It’s sort of strange to think of Messi going on holiday, isn’t it? Having a nice time in the sun, as opposed to either decimating opposition defenders or standing with his hands on his hips, a vaguely vacant expression hanging over him that seems to suggest that he has no idea how he ended up in Paris. Resting up in… Ibiza, along with Luis Suarez and Cesc Fabregas, Messi hit the day club with a beautiful 41mm luxury fake Rolex Oyster Perpetual featuring a stainless steel bracelet and case, and a bright yellow face that combines subtle and statement. Sadly my reports tell me this Swiss made replica Rolex has been sadly discontinued, but there are other bold oysters out there.
Jadon Sancho – Rolex
PJ: loaded. Trucker cap: on. Louis Vuitton luggage: in full view. Diamond-encrusted perfect replica Rolex GMT-Master II with factory set diamonds: glinting in the summer sun at 30,000 feet. Jadon Sancho knows how to go all out and is building up quite the aspirational collection. Here’s hoping his form improves on the pitch too.